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 WHAT
stär schæma are an underground band dedicated to an intriguing blend of techno, thrash metal and serious data warehousing technologies. in fact, they were so far underground that no-one had ever heard of them. all that changed with their triumphant one-date global tour in which they appeared for nearly four minutes at the gartner bi summit.. now, everyone has heard of stär schæma and all tremble at their ability to render any musical construct into third-normal form.
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WHEN & WHERE
stär schæma were formed deep in the mists of time and exist in a virtual data mart somewhere to the left of alpha centauri. although they will flare and then die in a blaze of sudden glory, their memory will last into future eons. in fact it will be darned hard to forget them, try as you might - the stuff of nightmares indeed.
WHO
a group of eclectic musicians and balanced scorecard consultants, stär schæma are ãndi, frankê and n’gel. they practice their art in the darkest depths of gartner conference halls around the globe. but sadly they don’t practice enough.
DOWNLOAD
get an mp3 of their epic meisterwork “summittheme”. amaze your friends and scare their children…..
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personnel
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__ãndi
keyboards, drum programming, fx
musical influences:
classic, jazz and proper music at 120 bpm
favorite shoe size:
10
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frankê
robo-vox (with a hint of dutch)
musical influences:
air guitar, air keyboard, basically “air”
favorite sauces:
mayonnaise, sate
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n’gel
guitars, sunglasses styling
musical influences:
washing machine noises
favorite wallcovering:
hessian, possibly flock wallpaper
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